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deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

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shouldnt:

do you ever feel left out even when you’re with people?

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brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

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bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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humorous:

cuntysupreme:

that better be church wine

i just lost my shit

humorous:

cuntysupreme:

that better be church wine

i just lost my shit

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smokingcrackcocaine:

bandsareprettyrad:

courgegirl-messed-up:

One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

Happy birthday to me

My bday every year

smokingcrackcocaine:

bandsareprettyrad:

courgegirl-messed-up:

One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

Happy birthday to me

My bday every year

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plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

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